WILYCOOL!!!

Excerpts from a blonde's diary (month-wise)

2011-05-17T11:23:00.000-07:00

January - "Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!"

February - "Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!"

March - "Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said 'for 2-4 years!"

April - "Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!"

May - "Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!"

June - "Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope."

July - "Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!"

August - "Got locked out of my car in a rain storm ... car swamped because the soft-top was open."

September - "The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it!!!"

October - "Hate M & M's ... they are so hard to peel!!!"

November - "Baked turkey for about 2 1/2 days ... instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 58!!!"

December - "Couldn't call 911 ... 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!"

How da new National ID card will work!!!

2011-04-01T10:08:00.000-07:00

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order...”

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator: "OK... You're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.....Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir...”

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: “What!"

Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Nano car, registration number GZ-05-AB-1107...”

Customer:”?"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... “

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator: "Better watch your language Sir... Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints]

S i l e n t ? ? ?

2011-03-21T16:23:00.000-07:00

... the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards independence...

... the moment w hen the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you! You don't say anything.. you just smile back...

... the moment when you get better marks than you expected... those "numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"...

... the moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast ...

... the moment after the HR manager has just called you and told you, “You are through! Congrats!"

... the moment when you sit alone in your room after having told everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!!

You can go on remembering your "special" moments!

I had always wondered why I never said anything to myself at those moments .. as if it was "understood"... happiness, joy, pain.. all feelings just flowed ceaselessly in the 'years' that passed in those flash moments!

They say ... the best way to communicate is through "silence".

Love. Joy. Grief. Surprise. Anger. Hope. Expectations. Support.

Can you imagine the importance of a silent moment in a song??? When Bryan Adams stops for a while along with music, before he goes on in his husky voice ... Please forgive me. I can't stop loving you!

… Ever had those moments when you thought you were tired enough that you reach for your bed after dinner.. but find yourself wide awake looking at the roof of your room silently...

But you sure are 'thinking'... those moments of self-talk are the most important in our lives. Those moments when we listen to our own hearts! Those promises... those decisions... those are the moments when we make our destinies!

Next time you go silent ... listen carefully to what your heart is saying .. Listen to its joy ... listen to its pain .. listen to its fears .. listen to its desires..

Don't make it shut up and go off to sleep...

LISTEN TO THAT VOICE and ACCEPT EVERYTHING IT SAYS!

That voice alone can lead you to the abode of peace that your sleep lacks ... peace that awaits you!

Be in touch with your true self... Be silent once a day, every day !!!

Tough Stuff!!!

2011-03-16T18:53:00.000-07:00

We cant tell wat may happen 2 us in da strange medley of life ... But we can decide wat happens in us!!!

How we can tk it, wat we can do with it & tat is wat really counts in da end.

How 2 tk da raw stuff of life & mk it a thing of worth & beauty ... tat is da test of living!!!

Attitude & Perspective

2011-03-16T14:40:00.000-07:00

Attitudes r self-created.

U r free 2 choose 2 be victimized by circumstance or people, or U can choose 2 look @ life with an open mind & be victorious. No one else can choose ur attitude 4 .

UR Perspective & choice of Attitude gives u da power 2 be in control.

That is da essence of true freedom.

Job Posting Tips

2010-12-17T15:07:00.001-08:00

COMPETITIVE SALARY:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:

We have no time to train you and you'll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers.

SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING, PEOPLE:

...who still live with their parents and won't mind our internship-level salaries.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:

We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear ear rings.

JOIN OUR DYNAMIC TEAM:

We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:

You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY:

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:

We have no quality control.

COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED:

Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like philosophy or English.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:

We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:

You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:

You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:

Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and then do it.

Hang in there !!!

2010-11-22T11:33:00.001-08:00

Pencil: I'm sorry....

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry bcoz you get hurt bcoz of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. :)

I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way... they get hurt, and become smaller (older, and eventually pass on). Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.

This is for all parents out there.....
Hang in there!

When Tomorrow Starts Without Me !!!

2010-10-06T15:59:00.000-07:00

When tomorrow starts without me, and I'm not there to see,

If the sun should rise and find your eyes, all filled with tears for me,

I wish so much you wouldn't cry, the way you did today, While thinking of the many things we didn't get to say.

I know how much you love me, as much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too.

But when tomorrow starts without me, please try to understand,That an angel came and called my name and took me by the hand.

And said my place was ready in Heaven far above, And that I'd have to leave behind, all those things I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away, a tear fell from my eye, For all my life, I'd always thought, I didn't want to die.

I had so much to live for, so much yet to do, It seemed almost impossible, that I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays, the good ones and the bad, I thought of all the love we shared, and all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday, just even for a while, I'd say goodbye and kiss you, and maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized, that could never be, For emptiness and memories, would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things, I might miss come tomorrow,

I thought of you, and when I did, my heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through Heaven's gates, I felt so much at home.

When God looked down and smiled at me, from his great golden throne.

He said, "This is eternity, and all I've promised you. Today your life on Earth is past, and here it starts a new".

"I promise no tomorrow, but today will always last, And since each day's the same day, there's no longing for the past".

"But you have been so faithful, so trusting and so true, Though there were times you did some things, you know you shouldn't do".

"But you have been forgiven, and now at last you're free, So won't you take my hand now and share My life with Me".

So when tomorrow starts without me, don't think we're far apart, For every time you think of me, I'm right here in your heart.

THE STORY OF KARMA

2010-09-29T03:16:00.000-07:00

Four Boyfriends

THIS TURNED OUT TO BE SO DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE.. IT IS A WONDERFUL WONDERFUL MESSAGE AND IF YOU THINK IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH 'REAL BOYFRIENDS' YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT THE END. ... ENJOY

Once upon a time there was a girl who had four boyfriends.

She loved the fourth boyfriend the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.

She also loved the third boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another...

She also loved her second boyfriend … He was her confident and was always kind, considerate and patient with her… Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.

The girl's first boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!

One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, 'I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'

Thus, she asked the fourth boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No way!', replied the fourth boyfriend, and he walked away without another word. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the third boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'No!', replied the third boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!' Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the second boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always b een there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?' 'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the second boyfriend.. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.' The girl looked up, and there was her first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he had suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'

In truth, you have four boyfriends in your lives:

Your fourth boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.

Your third boyfriend is your status, wealth and possessions. When you die, it will all go to others.

Your second boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave..

And your first boyfriend is your karma.

Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world. However, your karma is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go. Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, you're in the perfect position to pray. Pass this on to someone you care about - I just did … Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl!!!

2010-09-28T12:48:00.000-07:00

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year... Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me....

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)

Banking fun !!!

2010-09-09T10:41:00.001-07:00

HSBC Method: Hire a lion. Give him full rest & make him lazy, Pay him more then his expectation, never say with him to do any work up to six months, after six months tell him that now you have to fulfill your yearly target within six months otherwise u will be kick-out from jungle. Lion dies due to fear, that if he loose this lazy animals jungle where he will go.

ICICI method: Hire a lion. Give him hell a lot of work and pay him lower salary than his politically astute peers. Restructure his job, position, boss, colleagues, designation, department, salary, location every 6 months. Remove all lions above 40 from the organization by giving them VRS. If he kills 2 goats a day, give him target of killing 20 elephants a day, when there are just 10 elephants in the jungle. Lion dies of exhaustion, overkill and restructuring.

HDFC method: Hire a lion and ask him to meow like a cat. Give him lots of ESOPs and grass to eat. He will die eventually of hope and starvation.

Citibank method: Hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn't score 90% he will lose the job. Ask him to extract 60 kg meat out of a 40kg goat. Lion dies of the strain.

ABN AMRO method: Hire the lion. Give him high impossible targets and expect a premature delivery of these targets. If the targets are delivered, clap for him in a townhall and if not delivered humiliate him regularly. Lion either dies of excitement or starts behaving like Tom Hanks in Terminal.

Standard Chartered method: Hire a lion, motivate him to outshine other lions in the jungle. Load him with impractical targets and if he finds the prey, ensure jackals in the jungle snatch the prey and the lion dies in oblivion......

Kotak method: Hire a lion, load him with targets to focus on value instead of volume. Every quarter change the style and make his life miserable. If he survives in the system reward him with a hefty bonus.

RBI Method: Hire a lion and give him a 3000 page circular on how to kill a goat. Amend the circular at least three times a day. Send him on inspection to the jungle, where he can threaten to cancel the hunting license of any fox, wolf, bear, jackal etc who have violated any provision of the 3000 page circular. Lion dies of boredom.

SBI Method: Recruits a lion, gives him the power of mouse. Lion dies of over expectation and no results.............

IDBI method: Recruits a lion, Give him posting among cats. People call him manager but he is actually a clerk. Expect to work as all-rounder. Lion dies due to frustration or escapes to another jungle.

Birla sun life method: Hire a lion. Don't give any work for sometime. Then suddenly give lots and lots to do and never reveal if he is doing well or badly. Then suddenly change his department and ask him to do everything in his new task while co-coordinating with people who are too busy to help. Tell him to kill animals that are weird and scary but give him no ideas on how to do so in the terrain that keeps changing from clay to asphalt to quicksand.............If he survives, give him a good bonus, a bad boss and put him in a cage. For by now he would have realized, the jungle is really a zoo!!!! The lion dies of embarrassment!

"Self Appraisal"

2010-08-30T11:54:00.001-07:00

A little boy went to a Telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store & dialed a number.

The store-Owner observed and listened to the Conversation:

Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

Woman: (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."

Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy: (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor & the stairs of your house for free.

Woman: No, thank you. With a smile on his face, the little boy end call with thank you.

The Store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner: "Son...I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit & would like to offer you a job."

Boy: "No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.

Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

This is called "Self Appraisal"

The difference between dream and aim,

Dream requires Soundless sleep to see Whereas Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.........

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL....

2010-08-18T09:24:00.001-07:00

The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder.

I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..."

"No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake. We became instant friends. Every day for the next three months we would leave class together and talk nonstop I was always mesmerized listening to this "time machine" as she shared her wisdom and experience with me.

Over the course of the year, Rose became a campus icon and she easily made friends wherever she went. She loved to dress up and she reveled in the attention bestowed upon her from the other students. She was living it up. At the end of the semester we invited Rose to speak at our football banquet. I'll never forget what she taught us. She was introduced and stepped up to the podium. As she began to deliver her prepared speech, she dropped her three by five cards on the floor.

Frustrated and a little embarrassed she leaned into the microphone and simply said, "I'm sorry I'm so jittery. I gave up beer for Lent and this whiskey is killing me! I'll never get my speech back in order so let me just tell you what I know.."

As we laughed she cleared her throat and began,

"We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing. There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success.

You have to laugh and find humor every day. You've got to have a dream.. When you lose your dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up. If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty-seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do any thing I will turn eighty-eight. Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability.

The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets. The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets."

She concluded her speech by courageously singing "The Rose." She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives.

At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago. One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep. Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

These words have been passed along in loving memory of ROSE. REMEMBER, GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL.

React Vs Respond (GOOD ONE MUST READ)

2010-08-16T11:23:00.001-07:00

Suddenly, a cockroach flew from somewhere and sat on a lady.

I wondered if this was the cockroachs response to all the glory that was spoken about it! She started screaming out of fear. With panic stricken face and trembling voice, she started jumping, with both her hands desperately trying to get rid of the cockroach. Her reaction was contagious, as everyone in her group got cranky to what was happening. The lady finally managed to push the cockroach to another lady in the group.

Now, it was the turn of the other lady in the group to continue the drama. The waiter rushed forward to their rescue. In the relay of throwing, the cockroach next fell upon the waiter. The waiter stood firm, composed himself and observed the behaviour of the cockroach on his shirt. When he was confident enough, he grabbed and threw it out with his fingers.

Sipping my coffee and watching the amusement, the antenna of my mind picked up a few thoughts and started wondering, was the cockroach responsible for their histrionic behaviour? If so, then why was the waiter not disturbed? He handled it near to perfection, without any chaos. It is not the cockroach, but the inability of the ladies to handle the disturbance caused by the cockroach that disturbed the ladies.

I realized even in my case then , it is not the shouting of my father or my boss that disturbs me, but its my inability to handle the disturbances caused by their shouting that disturbs me. Its not the traffic jams on the road that disturbs me, but my inability to handle the disturbance caused by the traffic jam that disturbs me. More than the problem, its my reaction to the problem that hurts me.

The Take-Away: The women reacted, whereas the waiter responded. We should not react in life, we should always respond. Reactions are always instinctive whereas responses are always intellectual.

R U FROM MUMBAI....

2010-07-29T05:56:00.000-07:00

Very interesting message forwarded by 1 of my friend ................

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my workload whole night.

I get up in the morning like a horse

I go to work running like a deer

I work all the day like a donkey

I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.

I wag my tail in front of all my bosses

I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me

in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai. Come man, no one

can treat you better than me.

(Pass this message to all FROM Mumbai. Let them know their real life.)

Indian Rupee finally gets its symbol ...

2010-07-15T05:10:00.000-07:00

Finally, the Rupee will have a symbol like the Dollar ($) or the Euro (€) or the Pound (£). The Cabinet today finalised the design for the Rupee.

IIT post-graduate Uday kumar's entry has been selected out of five shortlisted designs as the new symbol for the Indian Rupee.

The government had organised a symbol design competition with a prize money of Rs 2.5 lakh. Five designs were shortlisted from a competition and all new notes will bear the design finally approved.

The growing influence of the Indian economy in the global space is said to have prompted this move that will result in the Indian rupee joining the select club of global currencies like the US dollar, the British Pound, European Euro and Japanese Yen that have unique symbols.

The abbreviation for the Indian Rupee, 'Re' or 'Rs' is used by India's neighbours Pakistan, Nepal and Sri Lanka.

Why do u think ppl hv problem with age .....

2010-06-22T10:20:00.000-07:00

A lot of people may say that age is a state of mind, that a person is only as old as they feel.

It is possible to have a secure and loving relationship in which there is an age difference, if both people involved understand certain issues that may arise and they can work together to resolve them.

Age is most significant when it relates to maturity.

Whether you find yourself to be the younger or the older person in a relationship, take into account whether your maturity levels match.

This all depends on their life experiences, personal outlooks and goals.

Most importantly, if you and your partner feel you are right for each other, age will not matter.

When it comes to love, age is just a number.

Will Power

2010-06-21T13:52:00.000-07:00

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year.

I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love,

Dad
.........

Shortly, the old man received this telegram:

“For Heaven's sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4a.m.

The next morning,

A dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.

Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here."
********

- Moral of the Story

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD ... IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT.

The Burned Biscuits- Can you eat them????

2010-06-16T09:46:00.001-07:00

When I was a kid, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, "Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides - a little burned biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things.....and imperfect people. I'm not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else.

What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other’s faults - and choosing to celebrate each other’s differences - is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

We could extend this to any relationship. In fact, understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent-child or friendship!

"Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket - keep it in your own."

God Bless You..... Now, and Always....

So Please pass me a biscuit, and yes, the burned one will do just fine.!.!.!.!

Alone ...

2010-06-09T17:48:00.000-07:00

Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face.

Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe.

Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh.

Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half.

Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side,

Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died.

Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast,

All I ever wanted, Was for it to last.

Fate maybe had another plan, But it all fell apart.

Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories.

Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Myth & Truth of Love in Distance ...

2010-06-07T17:41:00.000-07:00

Just the other day … chatting with friends … out of no were Long Distance Relationships topic came out and a discussion went on … and the weightage was more given to “Long Distance Relationships don’t work out” …

So just thoughts were thinking over the weekend … Challenging and difficult, they may not be the words we want to hear, thou that best describe long distance relationships. However, not impossible. Many people choose to give a long distance relationship a try, with the constant curiosity if it was the right decision to make and if it even stands a chance. The truth is, a long distance relationship has just as much a chance of succeeding as any other relationship!!!

Long Distance Relationships share the same facts as an average relationship. It involves two people who share an interest in each other's lives, care for one another and have a love for each other that they hope will only continue to grow. On the other hand, a long distance relationship does have its differences as well. It takes away your ability to see each other on a frequent basis, not to mention that there would be major trust required. Being unable to spend time together in a physical presence makes it harder to hang on to, but does not spell out doom for your relationship.

Agreement of what your expectations are in the relationship and how much of a commitment you are willing to give and receive. If the two decide to be one, then it is clear that neither will be dating anyone else as long as romantic relationship exists. Being clear about what both want is extremely important, especially in a long distance relationship, in order to prevent future misunderstandings and mistakes. Don’t feel afraid to tell your partner what you really need and want from him or her, both deserve the chance to speak from heart and he or she deserves to know the truth and judge whether they can give it to you.

Trust is a major necessity if you wish to have your relationship from a distance. Without trust and honesty, the relationship is in for danger and unsuccessfulness, just as it would be any other relationship. By accepting the challenge of a long distance relationship, you also accept the fact that you will have to have the trust and faith that your partner will not be seeing anyone else as promised. Being suspicion and accusing will only grow doubts, insecurity and tension between the two and none of those three will help the relationship survive successfully.

Keeping each other informed of the friendships you have with other people and the events that take place in your personal life is a great way to keep your relationship alive and healthy; and continues to make your partner a part of your life. It is essential that you receive the same information from your partner as well give and take, so you both feel the same security and satisfaction that you both crave. Being creative with the way you keep in touch, such as calling, e-mailing, and whatever you can think of …

Planning reunions play a big part in keeping your relationship exciting, plus serve you the satisfaction of being able to see each other occasionally. It gives you the opportunity to catch up on each other's life in person. Setting a limit of how long you will be apart is a wise thing to do if you do not want to end up waiting forever. There will be a day when you and your partner will have to start planning a serious future.

With the right amount of effort and interest on both parts, a long distance relationship can survive the obstacles; it will frequently be challenged with. As long as you both refresh your memories of why you chose to do this in the first place, trust each other, inform one another of your personal lives, keep in touch, and visit, your relationship can turn out to be one of the most successful and happy relationships that ever existed. You both will be secure, happy and satisfied until the day comes when you will re-unite for good and build your wonderful future together.

To anyone out there who isn't sure....just go with what feels right. Don't rush anything especially in a very long distant relationship. Patience IS a virtue!

Communication Gap

2010-06-07T06:11:00.001-07:00

A Man is driving in his car on a road ...

A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the man opens his window and shouts to the woman: DONKEY!

The woman immediately responds: MONKEY!

Both continue their seperate ways, the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.

And just as she reaches the first curve in the road ...

Moral:
"Women never really understand what men are trying to say to them."

Bill Gates after Death

2010-06-04T22:24:00.001-07:00

Read what happened to bill after death

"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell! After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Mr. Gates replied, "Well, thanks, Lord. What's the difference between

the two?"

God said, "You can take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure!" said Bill. "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was just perfect!

Bill said, "This is great! If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven!"

To which God replied, "Let's go!" and off they went. Bill saw puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Mr. Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.

"God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doin', Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair.

"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

"Oh, THAT!" said God. "That was the screen saver"

Time For A Laugh - A Haircut

2010-06-02T06:26:00.000-07:00

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,

'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours. '

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .'
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,

'Your house' !!!!!!!

Celebrate your Uniqueness !!!

2010-06-01T14:18:00.000-07:00

A plum once said, just because a banana lover came by, I converted myself into a banana. Unfortunately, his taste changed after a few months and so I became an orange. When he said I was bitter I became an apple, but he went in search of grapes. Yielding to the opinions of so many people, I have changed so many times that I no more know who I am. How I wish I had remained a plum and waited for a plum lover.

Just because a group of people do not accept you as you are, there is no necessity for you to strip yourself of your originality. You need to think good of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate. Never stop down in order to gain recognition. Never let go of your true self to win a relationship. In the long run, you will regret that you traded your greatest glory - your uniqueness, for momentary validation. Even Gandhi was not accepted by many people. The group that does not accept you the way you are, is not your world.

There is a world for each one of you, where you shall reign as king / queen by just being yourself. Find that world... in fact, that world will find you. What water can do, gasoline cannot and what copper can, gold cannot. The fragility of the ant enables it to move and the rigidity of the tree enables it to stay rooted. Everything and everybody has been designed with a proportion of uniqueness to serve a purpose that we can fulfill only by being our unique self. You as you alone can serve your purpose and I as I alone can serve my purpose. You are here to be you... just you.

There was a time in this world when a Krishna was required and he was sent; a time when a Christ was required and he was sent; a time when a Mahatma was required and he was sent; There came a time when you were required on this planet and hence you were sent. Let us be the best we can be. Don't miss yourself and let the world not miss you.

In the history of the universe, there has been nobody like you and to the infinite of time to come, there will be no one like you. Existence should have loved you so much that it broke the mould after making you, so that another of your kind will never get repeated. You are original. You are rare. You are unique. You are a wonder. You are a masterpiece... your Master's piece.

Do Celebrate your Uniqueness!!!

!Palms!!

2010-06-01T14:16:00.000-07:00

Wen I hold da center of ur palms,
I know u r with me, so i am calm.
Wen our palms slid to be apart,
I feel ur touch in my every part.

On ur plams d pattern of lines,
Tell so much of stories through time.
Wen those palms runs on my neck for da hug,
It makes me feel Heaven.

People who have a problem with age! Why don't you think about this...

2010-06-01T14:08:00.000-07:00

A lot of people may say that age is a state of mind, that a person is only as old as they feel.

Age is most significant when it relates to maturity.

Whether you find yourself to be the younger or the older person in a relationship, take into account whether your maturity levels match.

This all depends on their life experiences, personal outlooks and goals.

Most importantly, if you and your partner feel you are right for each other, age will not matter.

When it comes to love, age is just a number.

"for better or for worse"

2010-05-21T16:54:00.000-07:00

I've had to grow more used to being single lately. I've had to really examine the confusing mix of feelings inside me: curiosity, loneliness, hope, uncertainty. I feel like a ticking time bomb, emotionally injured so present and raw that I believe I can't trust myself because what is important now is that I remain guarded and alert. I've tested myself, and failed; I've asked myself, can I open up to someone and let them in?

But before I can think about this, if I could even attempt to ignore the giant "NO!" flashing in my head, I find myself too deep in my thoughts about the past; or rather, the last few years of my life and all the memories, history and promises I've had to let go of this last few years.

When my relation ended - before, even I realized I could no longer continue with things as they were - one of the heaviest thoughts I had was this: how do I let go of the last few years? What do I do with all that history? Where do I put the memories?

It seemed like such a daunting task, impossible. How could I let go? How could I walk away? Especially when a large part of me simply didn't want to do it?

And when everything ended, these questions still haunted me. For as much as I felt that she walked away, and as shocked as I was at her ability to do it so easily, despite those memories and all that history; despite the promises I'd made and the promise I felt we had.

I struggled, too, with this: were those memories and promises worth sticking things through? Is that not the part where honoring your promises comes in, where you live out "for better or for worse"?

I wish I had a set answer for this, but all I have are these scattered thoughts: a relation is more (so much more) than memories and promises; sometimes, no matter how long you have been with someone, they just are not the right person for you (or you for them); building a life together, one that is fulfilling and interesting and happy and healthy and that can stand the test of time and monotony, requires a delicate mix of qualities that you have to get down right somehow, or an undercurrent of dissatisfaction will settle in and just stay there; you can never underestimate the passion that you must have for each other and that life you build, because that is what can see you through the crappier times; the things that tore you apart once will tear you apart again if you are not completely dedicated to nurturing and cherishing what you have; the work and sacrifice required to keep it all together and have it all be good is intense, and you better be damn sure that the person you chose is one for whom all that work and sacrifice is worth it; and finally, just as it takes two people to make a relation, it most definitely takes two to unmake it.

I sometimes find myself thinking about the history and memories and promise vs. the reality of our life together and the road we were on. There came a point for me where I had to stop talking about all we'd been through, all we could be, and focus just on what was and had been for too long, a situation where the foundation kept cracking under the very painful possibility that after everything, or in spite of everything, or because of everything, we two were just not right for each other, not two people who could provide each other with a satisfying, happy life.

Was that the point where it became o.k. to reconsider the notion of "for better or for worse"? Because I remember the chain of events and feelings that made me conclude that I personally could not do for better or for worse, and my reasons for this are complicated and personal and divided into layers - but solid nonetheless.

I used to think so much about how we were "meant to be." Until the day came where I could not stop asking myself - but if we are meant to be, if we are right for each other, why is it like this? Why these gaping holes in what should be a joy-filled life? I have no answers, and I don't expect to ever have them. But now I wonder, do people ever really belong together, or do we just make ourselves belong?

Letting go of the history has been (continues to be) a difficult task. For now, I have learned to live with those memories and history. I have no expectation that I can do anything with them besides move them somewhere more removed from my day-to-day thoughts. They are there, not completely forgotten, but not within my reach, either.

The pull of history, of the habits formed over many years, is very hard to separate from, though it is necessary into order to examine a relation objectively. It is a task too laced with fear - fear of what one may find there, fear of the unknown - and too painful to justify rocking the boat. Some people never do it, even as they know something is wrong, and remain stuck in a life that is at times good, but never wholly fulfilling, to not speak of genuinely happy.

Even when a relation has tilt over to one side so far from what it was at its best, the history and the memories haunt and hurt. Worse still are all the promises we break. I don't know the formula for this, the thing that will ease the sting of all I've had to let go of. The hope, I suppose, lies in the rebuilding.

Indians ....

2010-02-15T14:57:00.001-08:00

An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. he says that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. Anemployee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it here.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, Which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow just $5,000?"

The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two Weeks for 15 bucks?", ..."Indians don't do different things but they do things differently."

ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT.......

2010-02-15T14:54:00.000-08:00

1. Soldier: sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies,
major: excellent! We can attack in any direction.

2. Everyone knows about Alexander Graham Bell who invented the telephone, but he never made a call to his family. Because, his wife and daughter were deaf. that's life "live for others".

3. The worst in life is "attachment" it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is "loneliness" because it teaches you everything and, when you lose it, you get everything.

4. Life is not about the people who act true to your face........
It’s about the people who remain true behind your back.

5. If an egg is broken by an outside force. a life ends. If an egg breaks from within....... life begins. Great things always begin from within.

6. it’s better to lose your ego to the one you love. Than to lose the one you love ....... because of ego.

7. A relationship doesn't shine by just shaking hands at the best of times. but it blossoms by holding firmly in critical situations.

8. Heated gold becomes ornaments. Betted copper becomes wires. Depleted stone becomes statue. So, the more pain you get in your life the more valuable you become.

9. When you trust someone trust him completely without any doubt....... ....... at the end you would get one of the two: either a lesson for your life or a very good person.

10. Why we have so many temples, if god is everywhere? A wise man said: air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it.

2009-09-01T11:03:00.000-07:00

WHO DOES WHAT............

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as
long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that
is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

MASTER PIECE..
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece..

2009-09-01T11:00:00.000-07:00

IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Isn't it strange how a 20 rupee note seems like such a large amount when we donate it to temple,
but such a small amount when we go shopping?

Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when we are at Temple,
and how short they seem when we are watching a good movie?

Isn't it strange that we can't find a word to say when we are praying,
but we have no trouble thinking what to talk about with a friend?

Isn't it strange how difficult and boring it is to read one chapter of the Sacred Scriptures,
but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a popular novel ?

Isn't it strange how everyone wants front-row-tickets to concerts or games,
but they do whatever is possible to sit at the last row in Satsang?

Isn't it strange how we need to know about an event for Temple 2-3 weeks before the day so we can include it in our agenda,
but we can adjust it for other events in the last minute?

Isn't it strange how difficult it is to learn a fact about Almighty to share it with others,
but how easy it is to learn, understand, extend and repeat gossip?

Isn't it strange how we believe everything that magazines and newspapers say,
but we question the words in our own Sacred Scriptures?

Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails and they are forwarded right away,
but when we are going to send messages about Almighty, we think about it twice before we share it with others?

IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Trust Or Innocence .... A gd 1 ..............

2009-09-01T10:49:00.000-07:00

Trust Or Innocence

This guy had been on a long flight. The first warning of the approaching problems came when the sign on the airplane flashed on: "Fasten your seat belts."

Then, after a while, a calm voice said, "We shall not be serving the beverages at this time as we are expecting a little turbulence. Please be sure your seat belt is fastened."
As he looked around the aircraft, it became obvious that many of the passengers were becoming apprehensive.. Later, the voice of the announcer said, "We are so sorry that we are unable to serve the meal at this time. The turbulence is still ahead of us."

And then the storm broke. The ominous cracks of thunder could be heard even above the roar of the engines. Lightening lit up the darkening skies and within moments that great plane was like a cork tossed around on a celestial ocean. One moment the airplane was lifted on terrific currents of air; the next, it dropped as if it were about to crash.

The man confessed that he shared the discomfort and fear of those around him. He said, "As I looked around the plane, I could see that nearly all the passengers were upset and alarmed. Some were praying."

The future seemed ominous and many were wondering if they would make it through the storm. And then, I suddenly saw a girl to whom the storm meant nothing. She had tucked her feet beneath her as she sat on her seat and was reading a book.

Everything within her small world was calm and orderly. Sometimes she closed her eyes, then she would read again; then she would straighten her legs, but worry and fear were not in her world. When the plane was being buffeted by the terrible storm, when it lurched this way and that, as it rose and fell with frightening severity, when all the adults were scared half to death, that marvelous child was completely composed and unafraid.

The man could hardly believe his eyes. It was not surprising therefore, that when the plane finally reached its destination and all the passengers were hurrying to disembark, he lingered to speak to the girl whom he had watched for such a long time.

Having commented about the storm and behavior of the plane, he asked why she had not been afraid. The sweet child replied,

"Sir, my Dad is the pilot and he is taking me home."

Trust ? Innocence? Whatever it is, it is so very powerful!

2009-02-06T20:57:00.000-08:00

Corporate Phrases...................................

Competitive Salary : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Join Our Fast Paced Company : We Have no time to train you...

Casual Work Atmosphere : We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Must be deadline oriented : You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

Some Overtime Required : Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties Will Vary : Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Must Have An Eye For Detail : We have no quality control.

Career Minded : Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

Apply in Person : If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

No Phone Calls Please : We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

Seeking Candidates with a wide variety of experience : You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

Problem-solving skills is a must : You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires Team Leadership Skills : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Good Communication Skills : Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

I'm Extremely Adept at all manner of office organization : Ive Used Microsoft Office.

I'm Honest, Hard-working and dependable : I Pilfer Office Supplies

I Take Pride in my work : I blame others for my mistakes

I'm Personable : I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

I'm Extremely Professional : I carry a Day-Timer.

I'm Adaptable : I've changed jobs a lot.

I'm On The Go : I'm never at my desk.

I'm Highly Motivated to Succeed : The minute I find a better job, I'm outta there.

2009-02-06T09:23:00.000-08:00

JOB-SEEKERS IN CHINA............

Job-seekers visit booths of companies at the first job fair after the Chinese Lunar New Year in Beijing, China, 5th Feb 09.
After the Chines New Year holiday, thousands of migrants have returned to the city earlier than usual in an attempt to find jobs. Around 20 million migrant workers are believed to have lost their jobs bcoz of the economic downturn.

2009-02-05T14:27:00.000-08:00

WORDS THAT HAVE EFFECTS...............................

1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: "If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present..Its just that, One loves too much, and The other loves too many.

4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company...!

5. Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow
the alphabets got reversed..!

6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell
new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7. Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot
answer"No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

9. After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?.....................Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.......
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee... ...... Leave them to us

2009-02-05T13:24:00.000-08:00

Some Beautifull thoughts for LIFE......!!!!

we make them cry who care for us.
we cry for those who never care for us.
And we care for those who will never cry for us.
This is the truth of life, its strange but true.
Once u relaise this, its never to late to change.
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Never explain urself to anyone,
Bcoz the person who likes u doesnt need it,
and the person who dislikes u wont believe it.
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Dont write ur name on sand, waves will wash it away.
Dont write ur name in sky, wind may blow it away.
Write ur name in hearts of people u come in touch with, thats where it will stay.
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The most difficuilt phase of life is not when no one understans you;
It is when u dont understand urself.
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Arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward.
Bullet goes forward anly after pressing the trigger backward.
Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficuilties in there life path...
So do not afraid to face ur difficuilties, they will push u forward.
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What we r today is result of our own past actions;
Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present actions;
Decide how you have to act now, as we have the power to make ourselves.

2009-02-05T11:32:00.000-08:00

MOTHER............................

GOD cannot be everywhere, so he created MOTHER

She was there everytime u cried, when u were a baby.

U started GROWING!

She Jumped with joy, when ur 1st stood on ur tender foot,

U grew CONFIDENT!

She Celebrated with happiness on ur 1st Birthday,

U ate the CAKE!

She gave u sweets on ur 1st day to school,

U enjoyed the WHOLE!

She bought u new clothes, instead of sari for herself,

U showed off to ur FRIENDS!

She took u to the doctor when u were sick,

U recovered ur HEALTH!

She quarreled with her friend, when u fought with her friend's kid; to prove u innocent & gave up her friend,

U cared less for her LOSS!

She gave u her savings, to buy ur bicycle,

U rode with PRIDE!

She cooked ur favorite breakfast, on ur 1st day to Office,

U became INDEPENDANT!

She waited at the door on ur 1st Salary day, only to seek God's blessings,

U already celebrated with ur FRIENDS!

She blessed ur love marriage, when you came home married,

U shared ur love with ur SPOUSE!

She's now old and lonely, still thinking of U.

Remember! allthat she has had, she gave it to U.

Show ur love before u feel it is loo late.

THINK, for a moment! how much she sacrificed for U,

The agony & pain she went thru all the years, it was for U, only for U.

Give her ur time, a bit of ur love for all that is all she desires.

Tell her that U love her and care too ...She's with U no matter where r U!

2009-02-05T11:22:00.000-08:00

DONT COPY IF U CANT PASTE.....................

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wild with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"

Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!

2009-02-05T10:53:00.000-08:00

Matthew 10:32........

No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE..
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE

He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you'll be rewarded. How?

Matthew 10:32...'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven.'

2009-02-05T10:33:00.000-08:00

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ........

Scroll down for answer...

Sing a Happy Birthday song.

Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

2009-02-05T10:27:00.000-08:00

Some Questions

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??

2009-02-05T09:16:00.000-08:00

Translate in HINDI................

Ever Wondered..How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???too good ………..

Have a nice day! - Achcha din lo! ·
What's up? -Uppar kya hai? ·
You're kidding! -Tum bachcha bana rahe ho ·
Don't kid me! - Mera bachcha mat banaao! ·
Yo, baby! What's up? - Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? ·
Cool man! -Thandaa aadmi! ·
Check this out, man! - Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi ·
Don't mess with me, dude.- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! -Woh itnee baareek hai! ·
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?-
Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? ·
Hey what's cooking; good looking? - Arrey Kya pakaa rahee ho; sundarta ki devi? ·
Are you nuts? - Kya aap akhrot hain? ·
Son of a gun.- Bachcha bandook ka. ·
Rock the party. - Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are..... ·
How do you do? - Tum kaise karte

2009-02-05T09:00:00.000-08:00

A beautiful poem written by a Father to his Daughter !!! - FOR ALL PARENTS !!

Do read it once...........I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict.

The last stanza, after reading from the beginning, suddenly slows down the heart-beats..

DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM

A sad Dad's poem... This is a beautiful poem.

TO MY CHILD

Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laughwhen I feel like crying.

Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.

Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry and pick you up and take you tothe park to play.

Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to putthat puzzle of yours together.

Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit withyou in the backyard and blow bubbles.

Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you oneif he comes by.

Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.

Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.

Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.

Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.

Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.

Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.

Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.

I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming inside that little body

And when I kiss you goodnight I will holdyou a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day..............

2009-02-05T08:36:00.000-08:00

laughter is the best medicine.........

Marriage - I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage - II

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'

'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage - III

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.

After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'

says, 'I was in bed.' 'In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!'

(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage - IV

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shout s right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 A M.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

this to smart women who need a laugh and to men you think can handle it ................more to come

2009-02-05T08:07:00.000-08:00

Which is You c'nt do but god can......

YOU SAY----------------------------GOD SAYS

'It's impossible'----------------------All things are possible - (Luke 18:27)
'I'm too tired'-------------------------I will give you rest - (Matthew 11:28-30)
'Nobody really loves me'-------------I love you - (John 3:16 & John 3:34)
'I can't go on'------------------------My grace is sufficient - (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
'I can't figure things out'--------------I will direct your steps - (Proverbs 3:5-6)
'I can't do it'--------------------------You can do all things - (Philippians 4:13)
'I'm not able'-------------------------I am able - (II Corinthians 9:8)
'It's not worth it'---------------------It will be worth it - (Roman 8:28)
'I can't forgive myself'----------------I Forgive you - (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
'I can't manage'----------------------I will supply all your needs - (Philippians 4:19)
'I'm afraid'---------------------------I have not given you a spirit of fear - (II Timothy 1:7)
'I'm always worried & frustrated'----Cast all your cares on ME - (I Peter 5:7)
'I'm not smart enough'---------------I give you wisdom - (I Corinthians 1:30)
'I feel all alone'-----------------------I will never leave you or forsake you - (Hebrews 13:5)

2009-02-04T15:46:00.000-08:00

MENS prespective - Awesome...............

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? - Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me -Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage' - Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavran

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murray

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
.....................willy

2009-02-04T15:31:00.000-08:00

Amazing..."Don't come to conclusion on anything without knowing the truth"

The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

"See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son. "This guy seems to be a crack.." newly married Anil whispered to his wife.

Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."

Anil's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anil ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum. and don't disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth.. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us......

2009-02-04T14:50:00.000-08:00

Freedom Writers – An inspirational true story

Last night I watched the movie “Freedom Writers” starring Hilary Swank as Erin Gruwell, the teacher in whose true story this film is based on.

It’s a movie (a story) filled with humanity that shows how a single person who refuses to give up on her allegedly “unteachable” students and gives them a second chance to (re)discover themselves and change their own lives. She really makes a difference and wins their respect with her different methods of teaching.

I truly have an admiration for teachers and this movie has touched me, even more because it is an inspirational true story. The lesson I took out of it is that instead of fighting each other over race, color, social status, beliefs, etc. people should join together and rise above the superficial differences to achieve whatever they’re capable of achieving.

“It doesn’t matter who we are or where we come from, each and every one of us has the power to light a small light in a dark room.”

..................willy

2009-02-04T14:31:00.000-08:00

Serendipity

It’s believed that serendipity is making fortunate discoveries by accident, especially when one is looking for something completely different. In Physics and Science there have been quite a few serendipitous discoveries, like Alexander Fleming’s discover of the Penicillin.
Nevertheless, in our everyday life, sometimes we come across our own fortunate findings (nothing scientific, at least not from me) and that makes us wonder: is it just a coincidence? Or there’s something more to it?

See, when we apply serendipity to life in general it’s more connected with fate, destiny, chance or kismet. And these are things that leave me rather intrigued. I mean, we’re all gifted with free choice, but what if our so called “free choices” are part of a bigger plan?!

Sometimes I can’t help myself and I just question everything. Other times, I’m simply amazed on how certain things start to happen in sequence and it feels like we’re making a puzzle and we keep finding the right pieces to fit in next.
Perhaps our life is in fact a big puzzle and we can´t start building it from the middle or the end. Our experiences and obstacles that we have to overcome are merely pieces that will lead us to the next ones.
Maybe I’m just babbling… but if suddenly everything starts to make sense (even past experiences that are still hard to remember or difficult times, among other things) and you come across a serendipitous event that changes your life, look up and smile because your own puzzle (destiny) is getting more complete.

................willy

2009-02-04T13:53:00.000-08:00

Saving Green............

Some people think that going green is more expensive, but in fact there’s ways of going GREEN and save money. I have received a newsletter from the David Suzuki Foundation entitled “What’s HOT, What’s NOT in 2009” and it had the items shown bellow.

HOT
Caring consumerism
Renew and repair
Barter, trade, donate
Do-it-yourself
Lower energy bills
Green gifting
Eating in, local, and low on the food chain
Free exercise
Vacationing close to home, going outsideGreen investing

NOT (HOT)
"He who has the most toys wins"
Accumulate and dispose
Individual use, currency-based economy
Outsourcing
Energy waste
More stuff we don’t want or need
Eating out, exotic, and meaty
Gym and studio memberships
Jet-setting, nature deficit disorder
Banking as usual

Searching the internet I have also found a book from David Bach, “Go Green, Live Rich”. For more information and opinions on the book, CLICK HERE.

It actually makes a lot of sense to me (not having a rich life in the materialistic way of the word, but adopting small actions that make a difference and enrich all of us). Because we’re not only helping the planet a little bit but we’re also improving our lives.

.....................Willy

2009-02-04T13:30:00.000-08:00

Am I A Fireman Yet?? (True story)

In Phoenix , Arizona , a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness,she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up &fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dream to come true.
She took her son' s hand and asked,"Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up?Did you ever dream and wish what you woulddo with your life?""Mommy, I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up. "Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix !She explained her son's final wish and Asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniformfor him, with a real fire hat - not a toy - one with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.""They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix ,so we can get them fast."

Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy,dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truckand help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedics' van, and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.

One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believedin the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a firemanin uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition. The chief replied, "We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire?""It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?"About five minutes later ahook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window--------16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room. With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With His dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said,"Chief, am I really a fireman now?""Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand," the chief said .With those words, Billy smiled and said,"I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and The angels have been Singing."He closed his eyes one last time.

This story is powerful and there is nothing attached..............willy

2009-02-04T13:17:00.000-08:00

Our Friendship Story (Genius can read)..........

.........................Willy

2009-02-04T12:58:00.000-08:00

The Cup of Coffee / The Cup of life!!!.............. an interesting story that i came across

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.

Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.

When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said:

"If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. It is, but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.

What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other’s cups.

" Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold Life, but the quality of Life doesn’t change. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it." So, don’t let the cups drive you... enjoy the coffee instead. Enjoy Life.."

2009-02-04T12:47:00.001-08:00

Are you so Embrassed????

Its not new to everyone if i tell that getting embarrassed is one of the core reasons y a human is unhappy. Embarrassment emerge no where but right from the time you compare yourself with others for many reasons... with their achievements, money, property, or when you do some wrong or hide something which u don't want to reveal and once this is known by any one or in the public... result EMBARRASSMENT.

Well so i thought let me turn off this emotion of embarrassment in myself.

As i was writing my blog, i was thinking of my past life situation where i was embarrassed. I remembered one instance where during one of my first elocution, one of my teacher realized that the material i used was a copied one, she asked me about it and i readily confessed to her with a big shame. Although it was only teacher who knew about it, i was so embarrassed, that i never even went to the school function. Anyway, to prove something to my teacher that i can be original, i wrote my first small article, which was appreciated by my teacher.Thinking about this i realized, sometimes getting embarrassed is good, coz it teaches you a lesson.... but you will have to take the embarrassment in a positive way, and uplift yourself to face the challenges of your limitations.

2009-02-04T12:32:00.000-08:00

Is love a feeling or an ability?

This evening… as I was watching the movie “Dan in real life... There was this conversation when the guy tells to Dan… that Love is ability not a feeling. And there was the end of the topic.
Then I was thinking... (And this is just my opinion)
....I think if you have the ability to feel love... then you have the ability to love. It is totally up to the individual if they choose to use that ability or not. But if you don’t choose it… you will not be able to display or tell anyone about your love. So love raises your ability to put your loved ones ahead of you always...And surely it starts with the ability to Love GOD, your parents, children, husbands/ wives….and so on..
Then I started thinking, love is a feeling and all feelings that a human being has is part of his/her abilities. I would only say its the most beautiful experience a human being can ever have in this life time... to experience love.. it need not always be a happiness enduring one but the most important thing is to experience the feel of love ... in our life.. And the bench mark surely starts from experiencing the feeling of God’s love.
Well. I would have to agree in that love is both a feeling and an ability. When I say it is an ability, I do not mean that some people do and some people do not have that ability. It is a universal ability we are all born with and "symptoms" of which are feelings.
The problem in displaying and experiencing love is due to the conditioning we receive from those around us and the situations as we age into our lives, growing from infant to child and child to teen, teen to adult and adult to elderly.
Love is much like the wind in that it is an "invisible," "metaphysical" element we see the effects of though we do not see the actual cause. It can be channelled through many ways in which it travels and is affected by others as it encounters. The question is do you have the ability to feel that love and raise your ability to Love.

2008-02-28T14:30:00.001-08:00

MY TOPGUN BIKE!!!!!