Excerpts from a blonde's diary (month-wise)

January - "Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight!"

February - "Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in printer!!!"

March - "Got really excited ... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said 'for 2-4 years!"

April - "Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!"

May - "Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!"

June - "Tried to go water skiing ... couldn't find a lake with a slope."

July - "Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!"

August - "Got locked out of my car in a rain storm ... car swamped because the soft-top was open."

September - "The capital of California is 'C'... isn't it!!!"

October - "Hate M & M's ... they are so hard to peel!!!"

November - "Baked turkey for about 2 1/2 days ... instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 58!!!"

December - "Couldn't call 911 ... 'duh'... there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!"

How da new National ID card will work!!!

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."

Customer: "Heloo, can I order...”

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's he..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"

Operator: "OK... You're... Mr. Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu.....Your home number is 2x26xxxx, your office 250xxxxx and your mobile is 09xxxxxxxx. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00"

Customer: "Can I pay by! Credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir...”

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas; I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..."

Customer: “What!"

Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Nano car, registration number GZ-05-AB-1107...”

Customer:”?"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... By the way... Aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... “

Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^

Operator: "Better watch your language Sir... Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"

Customer: [Faints] 

S i l e n t ? ? ?

... the moment when you left your home for the first time and you look back at your parents who are worried that their son/daughter are leaving them yet happy that their child took the first step towards   independence...

... the moment w hen the girl/boy you like most.. smiled back at you!  You don't say anything.. you just smile back...

... the moment when you get better marks than you expected... those  "numb" moments of ecstasy n surprise "is that true?"...

... the moment when you are parting with your old friend(s) and the  train has just started... and you are standing on the door of the  wagon.. waving "bye-bye" with your heart beating fast ...

... the moment after the HR manager has just called  you and told you, “You are through! Congrats!"

... the moment when you sit alone in your room after having told everyone that you cleared that exam you prepared for 6 months!!

You can go on remembering your "special" moments!

I had always wondered why I never said anything to myself at those moments .. as if it was  "understood"... happiness, joy, pain.. all  feelings just flowed ceaselessly in the 'years' that passed in those  flash moments!

They say ... the best way to communicate is through "silence". 

Love. Joy. Grief. Surprise. Anger. Hope. Expectations. Support.

Can you imagine the importance of a silent moment in a song??? When Bryan Adams stops for a while along with music, before he goes on in his husky voice ... Please forgive me. I can't stop loving you!           

… Ever had those moments when you thought you were tired enough that you reach for your bed after dinner.. but find  yourself wide awake looking at the roof of your room silently...

But you sure are 'thinking'... those moments of self-talk are the most important in our lives. Those moments when we listen to our own hearts! Those promises... those decisions... those are the moments when we make our destinies!                                               

Next time you go silent ... listen carefully to what  your heart is saying .. Listen to its joy ... listen to its pain .. listen to its fears .. listen to its desires..

Don't make it shut up and go off to sleep...

LISTEN TO THAT VOICE and ACCEPT EVERYTHING IT SAYS!

That voice alone can lead you to the abode of peace that your sleep lacks ...  peace that awaits you!                                          

Be in touch with your true self... Be silent once a day, every day !!!

Tough Stuff!!!

We cant tell wat may happen 2 us in da strange medley of life ... But we can decide wat happens in us!!!


How we can tk it, wat we can do with it & tat is wat really counts in da end. 


How 2 tk da raw stuff of life & mk it a thing of worth & beauty ... tat is da test of living!!!

Attitude & Perspective

Attitudes r self-created.

U r free 2 choose 2 be victimized by circumstance or people, or U can choose 2 look @ life with an open mind & be victorious. No one else can choose ur attitude 4 .

UR Perspective & choice of Attitude gives u da power 2 be in control.

That is da essence of true freedom.