Friday, February 6, 2009

After the Chines New Year holiday, thousands of migrants have returned to the city earlier than usual in an attempt to find jobs. Around 20 million migrant workers are believed to have lost their jobs bcoz of the economic downturn.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
1. Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2. An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: "If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3. Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..Love is always present..Its just that, One loves too much, and The other loves too many.
4. Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company...!
5. Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD, Later on somehow
the alphabets got reversed..!
6. What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell
new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7. Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot
answer"No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8. Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever loved.!"
Boy: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
9. After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?.....................Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10. A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.......
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee... ...... Leave them to us
we make them cry who care for us.
we cry for those who never care for us.
And we care for those who will never cry for us.
This is the truth of life, its strange but true.
Once u relaise this, its never to late to change.
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Never explain urself to anyone,
Bcoz the person who likes u doesnt need it,
and the person who dislikes u wont believe it.
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Dont write ur name on sand, waves will wash it away.
Dont write ur name in sky, wind may blow it away.
Write ur name in hearts of people u come in touch with, thats where it will stay.
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The most difficuilt phase of life is not when no one understans you;
It is when u dont understand urself.
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Arrow goes forward only after pulling in to backward.
Bullet goes forward anly after pressing the trigger backward.
Every human being will get happy only after facing the difficuilties in there life path...
So do not afraid to face ur difficuilties, they will push u forward.
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What we r today is result of our own past actions;
Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present actions;
Decide how you have to act now, as we have the power to make ourselves.

GOD cannot be everywhere, so he created MOTHER
She was there everytime u cried, when u were a baby.
U started GROWING!
She Jumped with joy, when ur 1st stood on ur tender foot,
U grew CONFIDENT!
She Celebrated with happiness on ur 1st Birthday,
U ate the CAKE!
She gave u sweets on ur 1st day to school,
U enjoyed the WHOLE!
She bought u new clothes, instead of sari for herself,
U showed off to ur FRIENDS!
She took u to the doctor when u were sick,
U recovered ur HEALTH!
She quarreled with her friend, when u fought with her friend's kid; to prove u innocent & gave up her friend,
U cared less for her LOSS!
She gave u her savings, to buy ur bicycle,
U rode with PRIDE!
She cooked ur favorite breakfast, on ur 1st day to Office,
U became INDEPENDANT!
She waited at the door on ur 1st Salary day, only to seek God's blessings,
U already celebrated with ur FRIENDS!
She blessed ur love marriage, when you came home married,
U shared ur love with ur SPOUSE!
She's now old and lonely, still thinking of U.
Remember! allthat she has had, she gave it to U.
Show ur love before u feel it is loo late.
THINK, for a moment! how much she sacrificed for U,
The agony & pain she went thru all the years, it was for U, only for U.
Give her ur time, a bit of ur love for all that is all she desires.
Tell her that U love her and care too ...She's with U no matter where r U!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!" Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top IT manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to
crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went wild with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
Moral of the story:
Don't copy if you can't paste!
No one falls in love by choice, it is by CHANCE..
No one stays in love by chance, it is by WORK.
And no one falls out of love by chance, it is by CHOICE

He did something for you, now do something for him. Spread his word, and you'll be rewarded. How?
Matthew 10:32...'Whoever acknowledges Me before men, I will acknowledge him before My Father in heaven. But whoever disowns Me before men, I will disown him before My Father in heaven.'

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ........
Scroll down for answer...


Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
Ever Wondered..How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???too good ………..
Have a nice day! - Achcha din lo! ·
What's up? -Uppar kya hai? ·
You're kidding! -Tum bachcha bana rahe ho ·
Don't kid me! - Mera bachcha mat banaao! ·
Yo, baby! What's up? - Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? ·
Cool man! -Thandaa aadmi! ·
Check this out, man! - Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi ·
Don't mess with me, dude.- Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! -Woh itnee baareek hai! ·
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?-
Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? ·
Hey what's cooking; good looking? - Arrey Kya pakaa rahee ho; sundarta ki devi? ·
Are you nuts? - Kya aap akhrot hain? ·
Son of a gun.- Bachcha bandook ka. ·
Rock the party. - Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are..... ·
How do you do? - Tum kaise karte

A sad Dad's poem... This is a beautiful poem.
TO MY CHILD
Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and laughwhen I feel like crying.
Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and smile and say how perfect it is.
Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry and pick you up and take you tothe park to play.
Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to putthat puzzle of yours together.
Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit withyou in the backyard and blow bubbles.
Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you oneif he comes by.
Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be when you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are concerned.
Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you trying to fix them.
Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can have both toys.
Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story about how you were born and how much I love you.
Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get angry.
Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.
Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.
Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.
I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers and fathers who are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming inside that little body
And when I kiss you goodnight I will holdyou a little tighter, a little longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for nothing, except one more day..............
Marriage - I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?'
His new bride said: 'No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not.'
(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage - II
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage - III
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What took you so long to answer to the phone?'
says, 'I was in bed.' 'In bed this early, doing what?' 'Getting a second opinion!'
(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage - IV
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife,' Mother of Six' in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, 'Shall we go home Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shout s right back, 'Any time you're ready, Father of Four.'
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 A M.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
this to smart women who need a laugh and to men you think can handle it ................more to come

YOU SAY----------------------------GOD SAYS
'It's impossible'----------------------All things are possible - (Luke 18:27)
'I'm too tired'-------------------------I will give you rest - (Matthew 11:28-30)
'Nobody really loves me'-------------I love you - (John 3:16 & John 3:34)
'I can't go on'------------------------My grace is sufficient - (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
'I can't figure things out'--------------I will direct your steps - (Proverbs 3:5-6)
'I can't do it'--------------------------You can do all things - (Philippians 4:13)
'I'm not able'-------------------------I am able - (II Corinthians 9:8)
'It's not worth it'---------------------It will be worth it - (Roman 8:28)
'I can't forgive myself'----------------I Forgive you - (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
'I can't manage'----------------------I will supply all your needs - (Philippians 4:19)
'I'm afraid'---------------------------I have not given you a spirit of fear - (II Timothy 1:7)
'I'm always worried & frustrated'----Cast all your cares on ME - (I Peter 5:7)
'I'm not smart enough'---------------I give you wisdom - (I Corinthians 1:30)
'I feel all alone'-----------------------I will never leave you or forsake you - (Hebrews 13:5)
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her - David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together - Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? - Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me -Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage' - Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' - James Holt McGavran
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
.....................willy
The train has started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..
Last night I watched the movie “Freedom Writers” starring Hilary Swank as Erin Gruwell, the teacher in whose true story this film is based on.
It’s a movie (a story) filled with humanity that shows how a single person who refuses to give up on her allegedly “unteachable” students and gives them a second chance to (re)discover themselves and change their own lives. She really makes a difference and wins their respect with her different methods of teaching.
I truly have an admiration for teachers and this movie has touched me, even more because it is an inspirational true story. The lesson I took out of it is that instead of fighting each other over race, color, social status, beliefs, etc. people should join together and rise above the superficial differences to achieve whatever they’re capable of achieving.
“It doesn’t matter who we are or where we come from, each and every one of us has the power to light a small light in a dark room.”
..................willy
Nevertheless, in our everyday life, sometimes we come across our own fortunate findings (nothing scientific, at least not from me) and that makes us wonder: is it just a coincidence? Or there’s something more to it?
Perhaps our life is in fact a big puzzle and we can´t start building it from the middle or the end. Our experiences and obstacles that we have to overcome are merely pieces that will lead us to the next ones.
Maybe I’m just babbling… but if suddenly everything starts to make sense (even past experiences that are still hard to remember or difficult times, among other things) and you come across a serendipitous event that changes your life, look up and smile because your own puzzle (destiny) is getting more complete.
Some people think that going green is more expensive, but in fact there’s ways of going GREEN and save money. I have received a newsletter from the David Suzuki Foundation entitled “What’s HOT, What’s NOT in 2009” and it had the items shown bellow.
- HOT
Caring consumerism
Renew and repair
Barter, trade, donate
Do-it-yourself
Lower energy bills
Green gifting
Eating in, local, and low on the food chain
Free exercise
Vacationing close to home, going outsideGreen investing
- NOT (HOT)
"He who has the most toys wins"
Accumulate and dispose
Individual use, currency-based economy
Outsourcing
Energy waste
More stuff we don’t want or need
Eating out, exotic, and meaty
Gym and studio memberships
Jet-setting, nature deficit disorder
Banking as usual
Searching the internet I have also found a book from David Bach, “Go Green, Live Rich”. For more information and opinions on the book, CLICK HERE.
It actually makes a lot of sense to me (not having a rich life in the materialistic way of the word, but adopting small actions that make a difference and enrich all of us). Because we’re not only helping the planet a little bit but we’re also improving our lives.
.....................Willy
She took her son' s hand and asked,"Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up?Did you ever dream and wish what you woulddo with your life?""Mommy, I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up. "Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire Department in Phoenix , Arizona , where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix !She explained her son's final wish and Asked if it might be possible to give her 6 year-old son a ride around the block on a fire engine Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than that. If you'll have your son ready at seven o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an honorary Fireman for the whole day. He can come down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if you'll give us his sizes, we'll get a real fire uniformfor him, with a real fire hat - not a toy - one with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear and rubber boots.""They're all manufactured right here in Phoenix ,so we can get them fast."
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy,dressed him in his uniform and escorted him from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the truckand help steer it back to the fire station. He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all three calls. He rode in the different fire engines, the Paramedics' van, and even the fire chief's car. He was also videotaped for the local news program. Having his dream come true, with all the love and attention that was lavished upon him, so deeply touched Billy, that he lived three months longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop dramatically and the head nurse, who believedin the hospice concept - that no one should die alone, began to call the family members to the hospital. Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a Fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked if it would be possible to send a firemanin uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he made his transition. The chief replied, "We can do better than that. We'll be there in five minutes. Will you please do me a favor? When you hear the sirens screaming and see the lights flashing, will you announce over the PA system that there is not a fire?""It's the department coming to see one of its finest members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?"About five minutes later ahook and ladder truck arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder up to Billy's third floor open window--------16 fire-fighters climbed up the ladder into Billy's room. With his mother's permission, they hugged him and held him and told him how much they LOVED him.
With His dying breath, Billy looked up at the fire chief and said,"Chief, am I really a fireman now?""Billy, you are, and the Head Chief, Jesus, is holding your hand," the chief said .With those words, Billy smiled and said,"I know, He's been holding my hand all day, and The angels have been Singing."He closed his eyes one last time.
This story is powerful and there is nothing attached..............willy



What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other’s cups.

Its not new to everyone if i tell that getting embarrassed is one of the core reasons y a human is unhappy. Embarrassment emerge no where but right from the time you compare yourself with others for many reasons... with their achievements, money, property, or when you do some wrong or hide something which u don't want to reveal and once this is known by any one or in the public... result EMBARRASSMENT.
Well so i thought let me turn off this emotion of embarrassment in myself.
As i was writing my blog, i was thinking of my past life situation where i was embarrassed. I remembered one instance where during one of my first elocution, one of my teacher realized that the material i used was a copied one, she asked me about it and i readily confessed to her with a big shame. Although it was only teacher who knew about it, i was so embarrassed, that i never even went to the school function. Anyway, to prove something to my teacher that i can be original, i wrote my first small article, which was appreciated by my teacher.Thinking about this i realized, sometimes getting embarrassed is good, coz it teaches you a lesson.... but you will have to take the embarrassment in a positive way, and uplift yourself to face the challenges of your limitations.
This evening… as I was watching the movie “Dan in real life... There was this conversation when the guy tells to Dan… that Love is ability not a feeling. And there was the end of the topic.
Then I was thinking... (And this is just my opinion)
....I think if you have the ability to feel love... then you have the ability to love. It is totally up to the individual if they choose to use that ability or not. But if you don’t choose it… you will not be able to display or tell anyone about your love. So love raises your ability to put your loved ones ahead of you always...And surely it starts with the ability to Love GOD, your parents, children, husbands/ wives….and so on..
Then I started thinking, love is a feeling and all feelings that a human being has is part of his/her abilities. I would only say its the most beautiful experience a human being can ever have in this life time... to experience love.. it need not always be a happiness enduring one but the most important thing is to experience the feel of love ... in our life.. And the bench mark surely starts from experiencing the feeling of God’s love.
Well. I would have to agree in that love is both a feeling and an ability. When I say it is an ability, I do not mean that some people do and some people do not have that ability. It is a universal ability we are all born with and "symptoms" of which are feelings.
The problem in displaying and experiencing love is due to the conditioning we receive from those around us and the situations as we age into our lives, growing from infant to child and child to teen, teen to adult and adult to elderly.
Love is much like the wind in that it is an "invisible," "metaphysical" element we see the effects of though we do not see the actual cause. It can be channelled through many ways in which it travels and is affected by others as it encounters. The question is do you have the ability to feel that love and raise your ability to Love.
